by Well I've been bored so I was thinking about starting to play wow again then I came upon this guide in the forums
How To Kill Stuff.
And now to the funniest part of this guide. I'll tell you how to kill stuff!
How To Kill Warriors.
This one is pretty much simple.
1. Start of by prowling near the warrior in cat form.
2. Leave cat form.
3. Shift into Moonkin form.
4. Cast Moonfire Rank 12.
5. Cast Moonfire Rank 11. This will allow the D.O.T part from your first Moonfire to tick, without resetting it.
6. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
7. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
8. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
9. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
10. Repeat Steps 4 to 9 until the warrior dies.
How To Kill Rogues.
This is one is also pretty simple.
1. Start of by prowling near the rogue in cat form. Since they are mostly invisible, you can just try to chase your own tail until a random rogue shows up.
2. Leave cat form.
3. Shift into Moonkin form.
4. Cast Moonfire Rank 12.
5. Cast Moonfire Rank 11. This will allow the D.O.T part from your first Moonfire to tick, without resetting it.
6. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
7. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
8. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
9. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
10. Repeat Steps 4 to 9 until the rogue dies.
How To Kill Priests.
Now it gets harder, because Priests are casters. The trick when fighting casters is to stay out of Moonkin form, because armor will not protect you from spells.
1. Start of by doing a /mock at the priest.
2. Spam /shout heal plz!0!0!11111.
3. Resume to tell the priest that he/she/it/Draenai is a healer. This will cause the priest to foolishly morph into shadowform to prove you wrong.
4. Cast Moonfire Rank 12.
5. Cast Moonfire Rank 11. This will allow the D.O.T part from your first Moonfire to tick, without resetting it.
6. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
7. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
8. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
9. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
10. Repeat Steps 4 to 9 until the priest dies.
How To Kill Mages.
Mages are very hard for druids to defeat, since they have vending machines built in to restore their HP and Mana as it gets low. The trick here is to fill their mouths, ears, noses and asses with coins. This serves two purposes:
1 - It empties their stock of Water and Bread.
2 - It makes them so heavy that they can not move very fast.
As with Shadow Priests, do not fight them in Moonkin form, as armor will not protect you from spells.
1.Insert coins into the mages arse.
2. Make sure you have sufficient bagspace.
3. Spam the "order bread" and "order water" vendor button.
4. Cast Moonfire Rank 12.
5. Cast Moonfire Rank 11. This will allow the D.O.T part from your first Moonfire to tick, without resetting it.
6. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
7. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
8. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
9. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
10. Repeat Steps 4 to 9 until the mage dies.
How To Kill Warlocks.
Contrary to popular belief, Warlocks are not completely unbeatable. The trick to beating them is infact to delude them. You will need to prepare, however. As with all casters, avoid entering Moonkin form, as armor does not protect you from spells.
1. Purchase a bottle of gun powder.
2. Engage said warlock.
3. Spread the gun powder all over you. The warlock will think you are a Rogue whom has just popped Cloak Of Shadows, and this will cause status infliction: Fear, on the warlock.
4. Cast Moonfire Rank 12.
5. Cast Moonfire Rank 11. This will allow the D.O.T part from your first Moonfire to tick, without resetting it.
6. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
7. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
8. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
9. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
10. Repeat Steps 4 to 9 until the Warlock dies.
How To Kill Paladins.
Paladins are very annoying to face of in PvP scenarios, regardless of whether it's duels, battlegrounds or even arenas. There is, however, a grand weakness to their powers.
1. Open up with Starfire to inflict a powerful first burst damage on the Paladin. Continue until the Paladin uses his bubble and starts healing.
2. Poke a hole into the bubble with a needle. It does not need to be very big, just enough for a beam of light.
3. Shift into Moonkin form.
4. Cast Moonfire Rank 12.
5. Cast Moonfire Rank 11. This will allow the D.O.T part from your first Moonfire to tick, without resetting it.
6. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
7. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
8. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
9. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
10. Repeat Steps 4 to 9 until the Paladin dies.
How To Kill Shamans.
Shamans can sometimes be a very, very challenging fight. In order to defeat theese masters of adaption, you must use their own inherit weakness against them.
1. Give the Shaman a razor.
2. Point out to him how useless his class is, and how much it has been nerfed.
3. Shift into Moonkin form.
4. /Point and /Laugh at the shaman.
5. /Point and /Laugh at the shaman.
6. /Point and /Laugh at the shaman.
7. /Point and /Laugh at the shaman.
8. /Point and /Laugh at the shaman.
9. /Point and /Laugh at the shaman.
10. Repeat steps 4-9 until said Shaman starts listening to My Chemical Romance and his wrists are accounted for.
How To Kill Hunters.
Hunters are probably the most challening class you will ever face as a Moonkin. Their strenght, but also their weakness, lies with their pet, however. In order to defeat the hunter, you will need to utilize the full flexibility of the druid class.
1. Cast Moonfire rank 12 on the hunters pet.
2. Cast Moonfire rank 11 on the hunters pet.
3. Cast Moonfire rank 11 on the hunters pet.
4. Cast Moonfire rank 11 on the hunters pet.
5. Cast Moonfire rank 11 on the hunters pet.
6. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
7. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
8. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
9. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
10. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
11. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
12. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
13. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
14. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
15. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
16. Cast Moonfire Rank 12 on the hunter.
17. Cast Moonfire Rank 11 on the hunter.
18. Cast Moonfire Rank 11 on the hunter.
19. Cast Moonfire Rank 11 on the hunter.
20. Cast Moonfire Rank 11 on the hunter.
21. Repeat steps 16-20 until the Hunter dies.
You have now utilized the full potential of the druid class and should the proud of yourself.
How To Kill Druids.
Druids never engage in PvP combat against eachothers, and thus can not kill eachother. In order to defeat a druid of the opposite faction, you must be clever.
1. Convince enemy druid to PvP enable him or herself.
2. Call for your warlock friend.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until said druid is dead.
Closure.
Well my friends, foes and Draenai, it has been a pleasure to have you as my students, but the time has come for you to leave the nest and explore the vast world that is Azeroth! Go! Go now my children, and show Azeroth the true powers that Moonkins possess!
Enough Said
How To Kill Stuff.
And now to the funniest part of this guide. I'll tell you how to kill stuff!
How To Kill Warriors.
This one is pretty much simple.
1. Start of by prowling near the warrior in cat form.
2. Leave cat form.
3. Shift into Moonkin form.
4. Cast Moonfire Rank 12.
5. Cast Moonfire Rank 11. This will allow the D.O.T part from your first Moonfire to tick, without resetting it.
6. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
7. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
8. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
9. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
10. Repeat Steps 4 to 9 until the warrior dies.
How To Kill Rogues.
This is one is also pretty simple.
1. Start of by prowling near the rogue in cat form. Since they are mostly invisible, you can just try to chase your own tail until a random rogue shows up.
2. Leave cat form.
3. Shift into Moonkin form.
4. Cast Moonfire Rank 12.
5. Cast Moonfire Rank 11. This will allow the D.O.T part from your first Moonfire to tick, without resetting it.
6. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
7. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
8. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
9. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
10. Repeat Steps 4 to 9 until the rogue dies.
How To Kill Priests.
Now it gets harder, because Priests are casters. The trick when fighting casters is to stay out of Moonkin form, because armor will not protect you from spells.
1. Start of by doing a /mock at the priest.
2. Spam /shout heal plz!0!0!11111.
3. Resume to tell the priest that he/she/it/Draenai is a healer. This will cause the priest to foolishly morph into shadowform to prove you wrong.
4. Cast Moonfire Rank 12.
5. Cast Moonfire Rank 11. This will allow the D.O.T part from your first Moonfire to tick, without resetting it.
6. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
7. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
8. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
9. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
10. Repeat Steps 4 to 9 until the priest dies.
How To Kill Mages.
Mages are very hard for druids to defeat, since they have vending machines built in to restore their HP and Mana as it gets low. The trick here is to fill their mouths, ears, noses and asses with coins. This serves two purposes:
1 - It empties their stock of Water and Bread.
2 - It makes them so heavy that they can not move very fast.
As with Shadow Priests, do not fight them in Moonkin form, as armor will not protect you from spells.
1.Insert coins into the mages arse.
2. Make sure you have sufficient bagspace.
3. Spam the "order bread" and "order water" vendor button.
4. Cast Moonfire Rank 12.
5. Cast Moonfire Rank 11. This will allow the D.O.T part from your first Moonfire to tick, without resetting it.
6. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
7. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
8. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
9. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
10. Repeat Steps 4 to 9 until the mage dies.
How To Kill Warlocks.
Contrary to popular belief, Warlocks are not completely unbeatable. The trick to beating them is infact to delude them. You will need to prepare, however. As with all casters, avoid entering Moonkin form, as armor does not protect you from spells.
1. Purchase a bottle of gun powder.
2. Engage said warlock.
3. Spread the gun powder all over you. The warlock will think you are a Rogue whom has just popped Cloak Of Shadows, and this will cause status infliction: Fear, on the warlock.
4. Cast Moonfire Rank 12.
5. Cast Moonfire Rank 11. This will allow the D.O.T part from your first Moonfire to tick, without resetting it.
6. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
7. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
8. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
9. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
10. Repeat Steps 4 to 9 until the Warlock dies.
How To Kill Paladins.
Paladins are very annoying to face of in PvP scenarios, regardless of whether it's duels, battlegrounds or even arenas. There is, however, a grand weakness to their powers.
1. Open up with Starfire to inflict a powerful first burst damage on the Paladin. Continue until the Paladin uses his bubble and starts healing.
2. Poke a hole into the bubble with a needle. It does not need to be very big, just enough for a beam of light.
3. Shift into Moonkin form.
4. Cast Moonfire Rank 12.
5. Cast Moonfire Rank 11. This will allow the D.O.T part from your first Moonfire to tick, without resetting it.
6. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
7. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
8. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
9. Cast Moonfire Rank 11.
10. Repeat Steps 4 to 9 until the Paladin dies.
How To Kill Shamans.
Shamans can sometimes be a very, very challenging fight. In order to defeat theese masters of adaption, you must use their own inherit weakness against them.
1. Give the Shaman a razor.
2. Point out to him how useless his class is, and how much it has been nerfed.
3. Shift into Moonkin form.
4. /Point and /Laugh at the shaman.
5. /Point and /Laugh at the shaman.
6. /Point and /Laugh at the shaman.
7. /Point and /Laugh at the shaman.
8. /Point and /Laugh at the shaman.
9. /Point and /Laugh at the shaman.
10. Repeat steps 4-9 until said Shaman starts listening to My Chemical Romance and his wrists are accounted for.
How To Kill Hunters.
Hunters are probably the most challening class you will ever face as a Moonkin. Their strenght, but also their weakness, lies with their pet, however. In order to defeat the hunter, you will need to utilize the full flexibility of the druid class.
1. Cast Moonfire rank 12 on the hunters pet.
2. Cast Moonfire rank 11 on the hunters pet.
3. Cast Moonfire rank 11 on the hunters pet.
4. Cast Moonfire rank 11 on the hunters pet.
5. Cast Moonfire rank 11 on the hunters pet.
6. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
7. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
8. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
9. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
10. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
11. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
12. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
13. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
14. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
15. Cast Moonfire rank 1 on the hunter's snake.
16. Cast Moonfire Rank 12 on the hunter.
17. Cast Moonfire Rank 11 on the hunter.
18. Cast Moonfire Rank 11 on the hunter.
19. Cast Moonfire Rank 11 on the hunter.
20. Cast Moonfire Rank 11 on the hunter.
21. Repeat steps 16-20 until the Hunter dies.
You have now utilized the full potential of the druid class and should the proud of yourself.
How To Kill Druids.
Druids never engage in PvP combat against eachothers, and thus can not kill eachother. In order to defeat a druid of the opposite faction, you must be clever.
1. Convince enemy druid to PvP enable him or herself.
2. Call for your warlock friend.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until said druid is dead.
Closure.
Well my friends, foes and Draenai, it has been a pleasure to have you as my students, but the time has come for you to leave the nest and explore the vast world that is Azeroth! Go! Go now my children, and show Azeroth the true powers that Moonkins possess!
Enough Said
