Guidelines to Anime/ In game story plot

All of these rules must be followed before any storys will be accpeted or read. Yes i know if you dind't follow the rules juts be staring at your topc i'm good like that
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Laws_of_Anime_Physics

Ill totally follow this if i want to make an annoying "Mary-Sue" with no originality or thought provoking interest at all... This also seems to create annoying "Kid" characters that go along the lines of "EVERYONE IN VILLAGE DIES! CHILD MOVES IN WITH CREEPY OLD GUY! CREEPY GUY IS KILLED! CHILD PROCEDES TO KILL TRAINED AND ARMED GUARDS WITHOUT ANY THOUGHT OR EFFORT!"

I dearly HATE most Anime's. Therefore I hope to HELL that you are joking!!!!

Also they forget a law

The protagonists power level is also directly proportionate to his amount of hair. This can also be used to gauge the characters current power level.

Dustin Teh Ubermister wrote:"EVERYONE IN VILLAGE DIES! CHILD MOVES IN WITH CREEPY OLD GUY! CREEPY GUY IS KILLED! CHILD PROCEDES TO KILL TRAINED AND ARMED GUARDS WITHOUT ANY THOUGHT OR EFFORT!"

Drat My plot is ruined you fiend

Lol, you guys are arguing about stories.